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The gryffindor said i wish i was back at hogwarts and poof she was gone. Original blog floccinaucinihilipilificationa. 14 hufflepuff joke by a. You ll find the best harry potter jokes including jokes about hogwarts severus snape draco malfoy hagrid dumbledore more. They stumble upon a lamp and a genie pops out and says he will grant them each one wish. Harry potter returns to the wizarding world with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart mouthed sidekicks. Uninspiring title aside this story includes mischief mayhem and a lot of humor.

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